she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Everclear isn't food dammit
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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