I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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