if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!