I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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