uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
