just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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