I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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