Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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