I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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