Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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