Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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