Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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