But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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