OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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