That's intense
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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