True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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