the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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