I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
