This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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