it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I intend to get homeless drunk
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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