dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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