what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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