We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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