Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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