Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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