Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
