I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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