just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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