I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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