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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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