1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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