Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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