Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
we're so committed to being not committed
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