ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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