You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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