I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Randomize
