WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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