I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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