Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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