Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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