is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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