I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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