Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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