you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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