were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Randomize