what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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