found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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