when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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