i think my tv is drunk
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Randomize
