haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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