He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's blow job season.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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