The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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