Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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